THE BALLAD OF DOCTOR DEACON SHERIFF MAC
There once was a fellow named Mac
Who always would take up the slack
And his way to bless you
Is to come to the rescue
One thing you can count on is that
Being a doctor was his first calling
He’s the best when your arches are falling
When your knees are a’ creaking
You soon will be leaping
So, now there’s no reason for stalling
Then Dr. Mac became active at church
His soul he did thoroughly search
Now he’s a bright beacon
While serving as deacon
Lighting up darkness wherever it lurks
These days, he carries a star
His grades were way over par
He’ll fight off the cads
Be a hero to lads
The most versatile Sheriff by far!